TeaseandThankYou – Christina QCCP – Cocklock Protocol

Keyholder? Ha. That’s a joke. If you need that dick locked up (and if you’re reading this, you do, jerkaddict), come see me — for just a couple dollars, you can come to my flat, I’ll inspect you, and lock you in with one of MY locks. That’s it. One week, one lock, ZERO escape… seriously. Members get a discount–and enforced extra jail time…