Look at you, just a big pathetic BABY! You’re no man. In fact, you’d better stock up on those diapers because you’re going to be wearing them to work from now on. How humiliating! The guys at the office are totally going to notice you waddling around in your squishy adult diaper! Haha. But won’t it be so nice to just be able to “go” whenever you want? Such freedom. You know, you should just throw out all of your big boy underwear and wear only diapers from now on, since you’re such a wittle baby!