Yay! It’s date night! Oh, no, I don’t mean with a girl. As if you could get a girl! I mean that it’s date night with your favorite lover: your hand! Now, let’s set the mood for your big date, some candles, a little cologne. Mhmmm. We have to start off slow too, a little foreplay, you can’t just rush into it. You have to be a passionate lover. Now follow my instructions as you enjoy the hottest date night ever!