I really have quite the talent for getting men to pay Me. I am so talented in this field that I can even disappear for months at a time and remain wildly successful upon My return. You may ask yourself, “how does Princess Lexie continue to take so much money from me?” It’s really quite simple, My little pet. I know just what to say, exactly which buttons to press, and of course I’m an expert at getting inside your weak little mind to completely control you. But do you want to know the number one reason you submit to Me financially? The main reason I can so easily fuck you over? It’s pretty simple: you pay Me because I’m hot.