I come through the front door in a huff. Someone cut me off in traffic. Luckily, my slave is bowed with its ugly face to floor in worship of me- right where I left it several hours ago when I went out. I snap my fingers and command it to kneel up. Then I proceed to slap him right across the face over and over, expressing my displeasure at the other driver. (and since I cant beat HIM- I will beat my SLAVE! That is what it exists for anyway) And I actually feel a little better afterwards ?