You wish you were My pet. Look at My good little doggy! I finally let him out of his cage to take him for a little walk through the snow. See how obediently he plays fetch for Me? Think he’ll get a treat? I love how willingly he serves his Owner, regardless of how I treat him. It’s so fun taking him for a walk where all of the neighbors can see. You know what this is called? Tease and denial. What a good little puppy– he does what he says, whether he gets a treat or just gets tossed back into his cage.