Today you’re going to get WASTED for Salem! I am going to make you do dumb humiliating and force you to take a bunch of shots. You’re good for nothing other than amusing Me. Play by all of My rules, get completely Tipsy and be the good little piggy that you are. It’s the 4th of July- so no fucking around- YOU ARE GOING TO GET FUCKED UP. I love when u do whatever dumb I tell you to do so u better be ready for this game. The best thing about it is I’m actually going to let you cum, but I am going to jump up and down and verbally abuse you while you do it. This is going to be really fucking fun. Get your bottle & shot glass ready & prepare to show off your loser skills!!!!!