Alexandra Snow and I have brought you home after we met you at an exclusive night club. We’re horny and looking for some action, and since we were so impressed by your hot bod, we’ve decided you get to jump into bed with our sexy selves. Imagine our dismay when you slide off those designer jeans to expose a teeny, tiny little package of meat. Something so small, that it can’t even be considered a cock. Watch us, laugh, humiliation and toy with you for our amusement, loser. That’s all you’ll be getting from us tonight.