It’s obvious that you need to hear how I really feel about you, so buy this video clip of me telling you just that. I would never give you the time of day, and now you can know why! My tiny booty shorts are more like panties, and these leg warmers are to die for. I even spin around and give you glimpse at my ever-more perfect ass! Smokey eyes, bubble gum pink fingernails, and stiletto peep-toe pumps. So hot you won’t even care what a bitch I am!