I know your cock must be so hard while you’re looking at me, my hairy armpits, my sexy nipples. Ugh, don’t show it to me! I bet you want to jerk off though, don’t you? You can jerk off in your pants for me. Wait, what? You don’t know how to jerk off? Are you serious? OMG, what a fucking loser! I guess I have to show you how, don’t I? Watch me stroke a lubed-up dildo while I call you names and remind you what a gross loser virgin you are. Try not to cum too fast, dumbass!