My middle finger has almost magical powers over losers. Normal people get offended or angry when they’re flipped off. They respond. But you losers, freaks, humiliation junkies know it’s what they deserve. It’s a symbolic gesture that shows how little I care about you. It hypnotises you, messes with your head…and turns you on. Every time my finger pops up you feel a little twinge in your pants.And that’s the problem, you enjoy it a bit too much. I can’t have my losers going around enjoying themselves now can I?So I’ve decided that you need to learn more respect for my middle finger, to appreciate what it really means. I want you to get the biggest dildo you have…..