Lady Fyre – Handjobs for Christ

Good morning sleepyhead. I hope u had a good night’s sleep. I know today is going 2 be a little intimidating for u, as it is your first day at the Home for Wayward Boys, but I’m here to help you through it. Read lessFirst off, before I send u down to breakfast, we need to take care of that morning wood. Oh don’t be embarrassed. I’ve had hundreds of boys come through these doors, & they all get morning wood. But I’ve found that it really distracts them from their Bible studies, and I can’t have that. Sure, it is strange that part of my job is 2 jerk off all the boys in the morning, but if I have 2 give a few hundred handjobs for Christ, well then so be it. Now let’s get that nut out so u can concentrate on your studies and have a nice, productive day here with all the other boys.