Happy Birthday strudel-noodle. My, you certainly are getting… big. Tee-hee. Are you excited for presents? I have one special gift for you. I’ll give you a hint. Its magical… purple… glittery… BUT ITS NOT ME HAHA. Its this big slab of gummy candy cock, silly! I got it hard just for you! I even brought some lubricating frosting to drizzle over your yummy treat. Your birthday boy butthole looks hungry. I wouldn’t want to leave my birthday boy underfed, um, UNDER-FUCKED on his special day! It won’t even hurt one little bit. I’ll be sweet to my favorite birthday boy, PROMISE. Now blow your special birthday candle, sweetness.