You’re so lonely. You can’t get a girlfriend. You’re just a sad, pathetic loser. But I have a solution for you. I know it’s just a pillow but if you use your imagination, you could have a soft, cuddly girlfriend. Now in order to improve this experience for you, you’re going to need some panties and a bra. Now put that bra on your girlfriend lol. Isn’t this kinda humiliating? LOL! Go on, touch her bra, feel how soft she is. This is the closest thing you’ll get to having a girlfriend. An inanimate object, lol.