Performance Enhancing Medicines: a lecture and practicum by the internet’s premier sexual psychologist. Today I’ll be discussing the use of substances to elevate performance in your #1 hobby, serving me. Medicines lubricate the brain and body’s systems that make you subservient, therefore you should apply them liberally. I’ll start with a brief history of addiction, reflecting on it’s role in human evolution and the consequences that has for the modern day brain. Next I’ll explain each medicine, it’s effects and how this benefits us both. After giving you an intermission to partake in your medicine of choice, I’ll lead you into a masturbation journey. I’m so happy to be growing and enhancing addictions, delighting in the strength of the neural bridge between your pleasure and ME.