Iam growing my little army of piggies and I want my little flock of piggies. Piggies that will do everything that I want. I want pigs to blindly follow me. I should never have to pay for things with my own money, I should never have to ask twice. I should always just get what I want. Do everything you can to make me happy because you are part of my pig army and you will do everything that I want. You will never tell me no. It’s not about what you want, it’s about what I want. I am laying out the rules. It’s very simple and they are easy to follow. Are you ready to join my army?