So, you say that you love my ass? That’s not nearly good enough. I don’t want you to just love my ass, I want you to be completely , entranced, and addicted to my ass. I want you to experience sublime nirvana every time you view my ass, cultivating an addiction so strong that you could explode at the mere thought of my fantastic butt. So I am going to put you under slowly, methodically, then brain wash you bit by bit to be a complete jerk junkie for my ass