My good friend Raevyn has come to me with some concerns about her boyfriend. He’s lazy, he doesn’t tend to her needs, he doesn’t have a job. the list goes on. As we’re trying to figure out what to od with this boy, she sighs and says “I just wish I were gay. It would be so much easier if I could just date women.” My eyes light up, and I reveal to her that this wish of hers could come true, if she really wanted it. I explain that I and the women in my anscestry all come from a sacred line of wish granting djinni. She does want to be gay, truly. My eyes glow a striking purple and change. Suddenly Raevyn is breathing heavily. Her skin is flush and her eyes lock with mine. “I’ve. I’ve never been so attracted to you.” As my magic works its way through her, we begin to touch and kiss. This newly unlocked passion of hers bubbles to the surface and she pushes me onto the bed. This wish granted will certainly work out in my favor.