I know you. I see you there. You have a secret. A delicious little secret. You buy all of these clips of mine. I inspire and control all of your deepest fantasies. You send me tributes, emails and gifts all under secret names and email addresses. You have this secret relationship with me that permeates your entire life and yet, you choose to keep it a secret. You keep this sexual and emotional tryst away from your wife, your girlfriend, your family. You know they would never understand the kind of relationship you have with me. They won’t understand your worship. They won’t understand your need. You know it’s just a matter of time until they figure it out. Your obsession with me grows and grows daily. But until that reality sets in, this is your fantasy. In your mind I’m your dark little secret.