The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Sadly that isn’t the case for you. The only reason why I’m even spending time with my ugly boyfriend is for his incredibly hot dad. I mean the loser still lives for his parents for God’s sake! You’re lucky your DILF is loaded because it’ll give me a shot at fucking a real man. How are you even his son? He’s sexy, successful, and as BIG as his boat, and you’re just misshapen, shitpoor, and hung like my pinky. Well, now that we’ve fucked, he is determined to make me your new mom. Looks like I’m going to be seeing a lot more of your dad from now on.