I should never pay for my own manicure. That’s what you’re for. I need to be able to get my nails refreshed at least biweekly. And a manicure isn’t my only need. Of course, while I’m at the salon I want my toes done, too. You can take pride in knowing my upkeep is 100 percent loser funded. This clip will tell you about my mani pedi protocols and how you can become one of the losers to help fund my lavish lifestyle requirements.