You bailed on a hotel suite in the city with some friends and your girlfriend for New Year’s to help your mother out with her annual New Year’s Bash. A bunch of loud, tipsy middle aged men and women talking about skiing and time shares – no thank you. Especially when it comes to your mom’s divorcee friends, who can get a little handsy after the champagne starts flowing. When it comes time for the countdown, you hide out in the bathroom, convinced one of these women is gonna try to get a kiss at midnite. You’re waiting, leaning against the wall when your mother bursts into the bathroom. She’s definitely had a lot this evening – she’s slurring her words, stumbling as she chats with you, telling you how much she appreciates you missing out on your night with your girlfriend…