Capitalizing on your weakness is one of Sydney’s favorite things to do. As you sit here in front of her, you can’t resist her natural charm. And when she gets really close to you, and talks so intimately next to you, do you quiver? Can you stare into her eyes without looking away? Do you get turned on? Do you get flustered? Not knowing what to do? Are you mesmerized by Sydney? It is clear that you should continue to worship her. After all, it is her voice that helps you go to bed at night, her lips that bring you comfort. Admit it, Sydney is your one true love. You can’t live without her.