I take it you’re looking for a woman to entertain that lifeless, drooping dick hanging between your pale, hairy legs? Surely, I could just take your cash, undress, coo and pretend to treat it like the prize you THINK it is. But, I’m not here to stroke your ego. Truth is, nobody gives a fuck about your dick, except you.That unsightly flesh appendage couldn’t fuck its way out of a paper bag. Yes, you suck at fucking. Bend over bitch, let me show you my dick skills, school you on how to fuck like a man. Make you stroke to my pretty pink dildo, as I cock-smack that smug look off your face. Do not stop jerking, until you spew a cum puddle of shame. Once done, I’ll give you a few moments to collect your thoughts and hunt down your dignity.