Alright, young man. I’m going out tonight on a hot date and I’m leaving you here. We have a little problem, however. Last time I left you for the evening, you ordered a dozen pornographic movies on TV! I simply can’t have that kind of nonsense so you need to take that dick out now and stroke it for me. Your balls need to be empty so you aren’t tempted. I noticed that all those movies were about tits– were you fantasizing about Mommie’s big, natural breasts?