Now… I know you’ve been using MY credit card to… make certain purchases at certain websites. I found those strange charges and had to investigate and when I saw you were… they were… WEBSITES… of THAT SORT… I just. Honey, you know it’s not acceptable to use someone else’s credit card. That’s stealing! And you should not be paying for such a thing; that is not a good use of money! And it’s UNHEALTHY to be getting your sexual satisfaction from STRANGERS! Now… what is “POV mommy porn” anyway? Really? Is that all? And they’re mothers, like me? Oh, stop… I did notice that that one on the front page did look kinda like me, but honey, you can’t really claim I’m more beautiful than SHE is! No, no, no. She’s a professional. And she must be… so much younger than me. I just can’t believe that… I… well, I suppose, it would be much healthier for you – because you men need your sexual release – to just, well, do what you need to do, with a real woman in the room. Just in the room….