Oh hello honey, I didn’t think you’d be home from work so early… Nervous? I’m not nervous. What are you talking about? *Sigh.* Ok, ok. You remember that coworker of mine, right? The one I told you not to worry about? Well, he’s in the other room. That’s right, I’ve been fucking him in our bed. You know why? He can actually satisfy me, unlike you and your sad little cock. I’m tired of you flopping on me like a fish. I’m going to start slutting it up and there’s nothing you can do about it. Won’t it be fun when the neighbors find out