I can’t express how disappointed in you I am, son. You haven’t grown up to be any kind of boy. In fact, I am almost certain you’ve been playing with your sister’s dolls. This is just unacceptable. I got on the internet and did some research… a lot of mothers have reported success with something called “re-diapering.” Yes, that’s right. Re-diapering. You see what I have here, in my hand? This is what you’ll be wearing from now on. But first, I need you to get a tall glass of water. I’m going to humiliate you, make you wet yourself, and make you jerk off in your messy diaper until you learn to grow up.