I’m so glad you’re home, we have a few things we need to talk about and I’ll get right to the point. We’re through, I’m breaking up with you. The past few years have been a complete waste of my time, it’s been an absolute disaster. I just can’t stand you any more. I mean I know you love coming home to me, but I don’t love coming home to you. I mean look at yourself. You’re a fucking loser. No woman wants to come home to you.