We’re talking Scorsese-esque cockteasing, gratuitous dirty talk so over-the-top it rivals a Tarantino fight scene. I talk a very good game these days, and it’s evident that I’m attracted to my visitor–and we all know how I act when I’m feeling … flirty. Client is a little hottie, and he knows it, and he’s so certain he’s gonna coax me into giving him an orgasm. Are you laughing as you read this? Because just typing something so silly is making me giggle.