As we enter our British Summer, lush foliage and shades of vibrant colours brighten up our landscapes. It’s that time of year when I love to dust out the cobwebs, air out the lungs, mmm . . . or in this case, take my puppy for an invigorating nature walk around my grounds!As he crawls through woodland paths, bears the dirt and gravel beneath his knees, scrambles across the long grass in the paddock, we finish our stroll in my garden for his treat. “Lick and kiss my gorgeous leather boots.” My red soles display grit from all that walking, and my puppy eagerly licks them clean. Oh he really is a very good boy! Now it’s time to descend the old brick steps and enter my atmospheric candlelit lair. I have something for you, oh you’ll love it, I know how much you crave my penis, as it’s so much bigger than yours. Mmm . . . . I know, your penis doesn’t match up to mine at all, in fact, when I compare my throbbing big turgid muscle to your pathetic specimen, there’s no comparison at all. My word, oh I am dreadfully sorry my dear puppy, yours just doesn’t cut the mustard.Don’t worry, I will always look after you, I will help you to become my penis sucking whore. I will thrust it deep inside your mouth, sink it deep into your throat. Oh you’ll love it.